At last after months of research and testing we have finally launched our new climate saving technology. Our EV-EON Unnaturally Carbonated Water could really save the day and let us keep burning the coal.
Londoners were given a rare treat today as we handed complementary bottles of EV-EON. It’s not often you get to save the world for free!
We started out in the shadow of the London Eye and although the weather was quite stormy we received a great reaction. Then under the watch of Big Ben the sun came out and gave us the opportunity to explain how the carbon capture process works. Finally the Houses of Parliament were visited to deliver the ‘message in the bottle’ that with Carbon Capture now in the bag it should give more coal power stations the go ahead.
Whilst there we came across some pesky students who were chanting against our proposed coal fired power station at Kingsnorth, so we interrupted and in front of the world’s media explained that it would all be ok because we now have the solution; carbon capture bottled water. They were so impressed they left happy as larry.
Our whistle stop tour ended in London’s most victorious of sites - Trafalgar Square. Despite having the great Nelson by our side we were swarmed by a savage crowd keen for a free climate saving thirst quencher.
Well done carbon capture and storage!
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