EV-EON

We are often being asked:

“How can I do my bit for the planet, coz I lurve those cuddly polar bears?”

Well good news we have found a solution:

Rather than drinking water from the tap, every time you are thirsty (and even if you’re not) you must drink a bottle of EV-EON.

You see, the more you drink, the more you store, the more you are stopping all that nasty carbon getting into the air.

In effect you you are a global warming super hero coming to the rescue and the ice caps are saved for your furry little friends.

EV-EON super hero outfits will soon be on sale…